Well, congratulations, you made it all the
way here injury-free! Chances are I directed you here because
I didn't feel like getting into a drawn-out conversation about myself. So feel free to browse the various
images and read the various text about me, as I will spend many a moment making this damn thing funny!
Isaac, a.k.a. Ike, Zeke, Zik
Age: 17 (d.o.b. 2/01/82)
Today's Date: Check a calendar...
Where I am now: Probably at work or in bed or in the bathroom or in the kitchen
Where I will be in about an hour: Umm, probably in the pool gettin wet
What I like to do with your spare time: I like to talk to you and eat your food and watch cable on our TV....oh! and i like to use your cd's
What I like to do with my spare time: Everything, but I especially like to wrestle, sleep, eat, and talk to people....er.....oh yeah! I like to make people laugh, though i don't do that a whole lot
Where do I work: American Eagle Outfitters @ Lakeforest Mall in Gaithersburg, MD
Why do I work: Because I need money to support my endless addiction to crack....oh, and so that I can get out of the house
How you can reach me: By taking your arms and pointing them in my direction....oh wait....ok, u can IM me or E-MAIL me or ICQ me
by the way, this page does suck a nut, but to tell u the truth, it doesnt
My better page is elsewhere, though it has nothing to do with me in particular.
Here's what I look like: