Well, congratulations, you made it all the
way here injury-free!  Chances are I directed you here because
    I didn't feel like getting into a drawn-out conversation
about myself.  So feel free to browse the various
images and read the various text about me, as I will spend many a moment
making this damn thing funny!
   
Name:  
Isaac, a.k.a. Ike, Zeke, Zik
   
Age:  17
(d.o.b. 2/01/82)
   
Today's Date:  Check
a calendar...
   
Where I am now:  Probably
at work or in bed or in the bathroom or in the kitchen
   
Where I will be in about an hour:  Umm,
probably in the pool gettin wet
   
What I like to do with your spare time:  I
like to talk to you and eat your food and watch cable on our TV....oh! 
and i like to use your cd's
   
What I like to do with my spare time:  Everything,
but I especially like to wrestle, sleep, eat, and talk to people....er.....oh
yeah!  I like to make people laugh, though i don't do that a whole
lot
   
Where do I work:  American
Eagle Outfitters @ Lakeforest Mall in Gaithersburg, MD
   
Why do I work:  Because
I need money to support my endless addiction to crack....oh, and so that
I can get out of the house
   
How you can reach me:  By
taking your arms and pointing them in my direction....oh wait....ok, u
can IM me or E-MAIL me or ICQ me
Oh,
by the way, this page does suck a nut, but to tell u the truth, it doesnt
matter.
My
better page is elsewhere, though it has nothing to do with me in particular.
Here's
what I look like:
 
    